THE MUGS:

Each Wonderful Numbskull mug is a one-of-a-kind creature. It is hand-sculpted and glazed by the Wonderful Numbskull himself. Holding around 20 ounces and standing about 5 to 5½ inches tall, each mug is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, it prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep it looking its best for the long haul.

 ONE MUG. ONE CHANCE. NO TAKE BACKSIES:

Once a mug is claimed, it bonds to its human, which means that there can be no returns, no refunds, and no exchanges. It would just be too cruel. You may find yours has a few tiny tool marks, a divine fingerprint, slightly wobbly foot, or a wonky rim. These perfect imperfections serve as evidence of its benevolent creator. It is are also heavier than your average mug, give or take 2.5 lbs., though they do not appreciate being body shamed.

IF YOUR MUG ARRIVES INJURED:

Goblins don’t go down without a fight, nor do their Curmudgeon kin. However, if yours arrives broken or cracked, email us within 48 hours of delivery. Please include photos of the damaged mug and packaging to discuss a refund.