Meet Bludge, who’s menacing scowl makes even the other Coffee Goblins cross the path to avoid him. With his two great tusks like sharpened stone pillars jutting down from his cheeks, he brings an air of constant, brooding menace. Once a brawler in the underground fighting pits, Bludge earned his name by ending fights with blunt, crushing force. He is reminded of those fighting days with every grind of a bean, growl of the coffee maker, and the searing heat of the brew that he holds. To this day Bludge does not smile, he doesn’t laugh, he does not jest, and he most certainly does not suffer decaf.
Bludge holds around 20 ounces, stand about 5 to 5½ inches tall, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, he prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep him looking his best for the long haul.
Meet Bludge, who’s menacing scowl makes even the other Coffee Goblins cross the path to avoid him. With his two great tusks like sharpened stone pillars jutting down from his cheeks, he brings an air of constant, brooding menace. Once a brawler in the underground fighting pits, Bludge earned his name by ending fights with blunt, crushing force. He is reminded of those fighting days with every grind of a bean, growl of the coffee maker, and the searing heat of the brew that he holds. To this day Bludge does not smile, he doesn’t laugh, he does not jest, and he most certainly does not suffer decaf.
Bludge holds around 20 ounces, stand about 5 to 5½ inches tall, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, he prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep him looking his best for the long haul.