Mirk the Coffee Goblin wasn’t born with a scowl on his face, but he learned young that, in the rank steam of the Goblin Caves, a soft face invites trouble. Unlike other goblins whose horns rose proudly from brow or skull, Mirk’s curved downward from each cheek, heavy and hooked as if the earth itself laid claim to him early. Elders muttered that such horns marked a goblin who could carry weight. So Mirk was sent to the lowest fires, tending forges that have cracked weaker goblins’ nerve. He learned grit and patience there, staring into coals, and letting silence do the work that shouting never could. Though he has never smiled, Mirk takes great pleasure in forging things that hold strong when those of lesser Smiths crack.
Mirk holds around 20 ounces, stand about 5 to 5½ inches tall, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, he prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep him looking his best for the long haul.
Mirk the Coffee Goblin wasn’t born with a scowl on his face, but he learned young that, in the rank steam of the Goblin Caves, a soft face invites trouble. Unlike other goblins whose horns rose proudly from brow or skull, Mirk’s curved downward from each cheek, heavy and hooked as if the earth itself laid claim to him early. Elders muttered that such horns marked a goblin who could carry weight. So Mirk was sent to the lowest fires, tending forges that have cracked weaker goblins’ nerve. He learned grit and patience there, staring into coals, and letting silence do the work that shouting never could. Though he has never smiled, Mirk takes great pleasure in forging things that hold strong when those of lesser Smiths crack.
Mirk holds around 20 ounces, stand about 5 to 5½ inches tall, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, he prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep him looking his best for the long haul.