Meet our latest Coffee Goblin, Slurg. Slurg was bitter from birth. While most Coffee Goblins are born with proud horns, his head was smooth as a polished pebble. From his first rank breath, Slurg felt the stares, the whispers, the snickers that bubbled louder than any percolating kettle. Without horns, he was branded “the half-brewed,” and so he grew a sharp-tongued and perpetual scowl to compensate. Now, he stomps through mornings with a bitter glare, hurling insults at weak coffee and strong goblins alike, determined to prove that even the hornless can take the heat and snarl their way into legend.
Slurg holds around 20 ounces, stand about 5 to 5½ inches tall, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, he prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep him looking his best for the long haul.
Meet our latest Coffee Goblin, Slurg. Slurg was bitter from birth. While most Coffee Goblins are born with proud horns, his head was smooth as a polished pebble. From his first rank breath, Slurg felt the stares, the whispers, the snickers that bubbled louder than any percolating kettle. Without horns, he was branded “the half-brewed,” and so he grew a sharp-tongued and perpetual scowl to compensate. Now, he stomps through mornings with a bitter glare, hurling insults at weak coffee and strong goblins alike, determined to prove that even the hornless can take the heat and snarl their way into legend.
Slurg holds around 20 ounces, stand about 5 to 5½ inches tall, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, he prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep him looking his best for the long haul.