Squidge the Coffee Goblin is a gentle soul with a perpetually puzzled smile. Naturally passive by Coffee Goblin standards, his horns curve backward, as if even his body decided he’s better suited for dodging trouble than causing it. Once a humble moss tender beneath the Rootbridge over Wyrmbrew River, Squidge discovered the wonders of coffee when he found a traveler’s kettle still warm with the strange, dark brew inside. One fateful sip later, his world burst into jittery joy, and he’s been devoted to roasting, grinding, and brewing ever since—though he still occasionally forgets which end of the kettle to pour from. Forest creatures now seek him out for his “mud miracle,” a cup so heartwarming it can make even a snail feel heroic. Squidge doesn’t say much, but his kind, dopey face seems to promise, “You’ll feel better after a sip of this.”
Squidge holds around 20 ounces, stand about 5 to 5½ inches tall, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, he prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep him looking his best for the long haul.
Squidge the Coffee Goblin is a gentle soul with a perpetually puzzled smile. Naturally passive by Coffee Goblin standards, his horns curve backward, as if even his body decided he’s better suited for dodging trouble than causing it. Once a humble moss tender beneath the Rootbridge over Wyrmbrew River, Squidge discovered the wonders of coffee when he found a traveler’s kettle still warm with the strange, dark brew inside. One fateful sip later, his world burst into jittery joy, and he’s been devoted to roasting, grinding, and brewing ever since—though he still occasionally forgets which end of the kettle to pour from. Forest creatures now seek him out for his “mud miracle,” a cup so heartwarming it can make even a snail feel heroic. Squidge doesn’t say much, but his kind, dopey face seems to promise, “You’ll feel better after a sip of this.”
Squidge holds around 20 ounces, stand about 5 to 5½ inches tall, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, he prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep him looking his best for the long haul.