Meet our latest Curmudgeon Mug, Marcus. Marcus spent most of his 47 years perfecting the art of mild irritation—grumbling at birds for chirping too loudly, sighing dramatically at self-checkout machines, and issuing daily lectures to his houseplants about "proper leaf discipline." Once a passionate aspiring jazz drummer, Marcus now works as a librarian in a tiny coastal town, where he meticulously alphabetizes everything except his own life. He wears socks with sandals purely out of spite and insists that coffee tastes better when brewed while muttering about the decline of civilization. Beneath the grouchy exterior, however, lies a man with a soft spot for stray cats, crossword puzzles, and secretly writing haikus about the neighbors’ questionable lawn ornaments.
Marcus holds around 20 ounces, stand about 5 to 5½ inches tall, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, he prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep him looking his best for the long haul.
Meet our latest Curmudgeon Mug, Marcus. Marcus spent most of his 47 years perfecting the art of mild irritation—grumbling at birds for chirping too loudly, sighing dramatically at self-checkout machines, and issuing daily lectures to his houseplants about "proper leaf discipline." Once a passionate aspiring jazz drummer, Marcus now works as a librarian in a tiny coastal town, where he meticulously alphabetizes everything except his own life. He wears socks with sandals purely out of spite and insists that coffee tastes better when brewed while muttering about the decline of civilization. Beneath the grouchy exterior, however, lies a man with a soft spot for stray cats, crossword puzzles, and secretly writing haikus about the neighbors’ questionable lawn ornaments.
Marcus holds around 20 ounces, stand about 5 to 5½ inches tall, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, he prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep him looking his best for the long haul.