Edmund Thatchwell was born with white eyebrows and a matching mustache so stark they made him look permanently dusted with winter, a fact he accepts with the same side-eyed scowl he gives most things. Once a railway clocksmith obsessed with precision, Edmund spent decades ensuring every station clock ticked in perfect unison—because, in his view, punctuality was the last fragile thread holding society together. Now retired, he lives on Crooked Finial Street, where he monitors the neighborhood with quiet suspicion, convinced that if he doesn’t keep watch, chaos will inevitably seep in. Beneath the gruff scowl, however, is a surprisingly soft heart; he feeds the birds at dawn, repairs broken watches left anonymously on his doorstep, and grumbles through every act of kindness as if doing good deeds were some kind of personal inconvenience.
Edmund holds around 20 ounces, stand about 5 to 5½ inches tall, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, he prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep him looking his best for the long haul.
Edmund Thatchwell was born with white eyebrows and a matching mustache so stark they made him look permanently dusted with winter, a fact he accepts with the same side-eyed scowl he gives most things. Once a railway clocksmith obsessed with precision, Edmund spent decades ensuring every station clock ticked in perfect unison—because, in his view, punctuality was the last fragile thread holding society together. Now retired, he lives on Crooked Finial Street, where he monitors the neighborhood with quiet suspicion, convinced that if he doesn’t keep watch, chaos will inevitably seep in. Beneath the gruff scowl, however, is a surprisingly soft heart; he feeds the birds at dawn, repairs broken watches left anonymously on his doorstep, and grumbles through every act of kindness as if doing good deeds were some kind of personal inconvenience.
Edmund holds around 20 ounces, stand about 5 to 5½ inches tall, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, he prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep him looking his best for the long haul.