Skip to Content
Contact
About
Your Site Title
0
0
Contact
About
Your Site Title
0
0
Contact
About
IMG_0016.jpeg
IMG_0018.jpeg
IMG_0017.jpeg
IMG_0020.jpeg
CURMUDGEON MUGS › Walter

Walter

$150.00
sold out

Walter was once the foreman of a small-town workshop where every bolt, beam, and blueprint had to pass his exacting gaze—and he’s never quite put down the habit. His thick white mustache twitches at the slightest hint of nonsense, and his side-eye could curdle milk faster than a heatwave. Though he grumbles about “the decline of craftsmanship” and insists coffee used to “taste more honest,” deep down he’s got a soft spot for anyone who begins a hard day’s work with a mug of strong brew. Still, don’t expect praise—just a low rumble of approval and maybe, and the subtlest raise of the corner of his lips.

Walter holds around 20 ounces, stand about 5 to 5½ inches tall, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, he prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep him looking his best for the long haul.

Walter was once the foreman of a small-town workshop where every bolt, beam, and blueprint had to pass his exacting gaze—and he’s never quite put down the habit. His thick white mustache twitches at the slightest hint of nonsense, and his side-eye could curdle milk faster than a heatwave. Though he grumbles about “the decline of craftsmanship” and insists coffee used to “taste more honest,” deep down he’s got a soft spot for anyone who begins a hard day’s work with a mug of strong brew. Still, don’t expect praise—just a low rumble of approval and maybe, and the subtlest raise of the corner of his lips.

Walter holds around 20 ounces, stand about 5 to 5½ inches tall, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, he prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep him looking his best for the long haul.