Meet our latest Curmudgeon Mug, Willard. Willard has seen far too much nonsense for one lifetime. With weary green eyes and thick brown eyebrows, one perpetually raised in disbelief, he seems forever caught mid-eye-roll, as though the world itself is one long, drawn-out inconvenience. Once the owner of a busy corner diner, Willard took pride in ensuring everything ran smoothly—until a single fateful morning when a customer asked for a “decaf, oat milk, triple-shot, extra-foam, half-caf, room-temp latte… stirred counterclockwise.” That was the day Willard’s patience snapped like an oversteeped teabag. Now, he lives in a state of permanent exasperation, always at the ready to voice his disapproval at anyone who doesn’t take their coffee dark roast, course ground, and black.
Willard holds around 20 ounces, stand about 5 to 5½ inches tall, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, he prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep him looking his best for the long haul.
Meet our latest Curmudgeon Mug, Willard. Willard has seen far too much nonsense for one lifetime. With weary green eyes and thick brown eyebrows, one perpetually raised in disbelief, he seems forever caught mid-eye-roll, as though the world itself is one long, drawn-out inconvenience. Once the owner of a busy corner diner, Willard took pride in ensuring everything ran smoothly—until a single fateful morning when a customer asked for a “decaf, oat milk, triple-shot, extra-foam, half-caf, room-temp latte… stirred counterclockwise.” That was the day Willard’s patience snapped like an oversteeped teabag. Now, he lives in a state of permanent exasperation, always at the ready to voice his disapproval at anyone who doesn’t take their coffee dark roast, course ground, and black.
Willard holds around 20 ounces, stand about 5 to 5½ inches tall, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, he prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep him looking his best for the long haul.