Meet Winston the Curmudgeon Mug. Winston, known around town as “that grumpy old man on Hemlock Street,” has worn the same scowl since 1972, the year they tore down his favorite diner to build a yoga studio. With thick white eyebrows that seem to furrow even in his sleep and a bristling mustache that twitches at the mere mention of modern technology, Winston spends his days on his creaky front porch, offering unsolicited commentary on everything from crooked mailboxes to the absurdity of oat milk. A retired train conductor with a heart buried deep beneath layers of sarcasm and skepticism, Winston secretly feeds the neighborhood cats and keeps every thank-you card he’s ever received—though he’d deny it with a grunt and a glare.
Winston holds around 20 ounces, stand about 5 to 5½ inches tall, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, he prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep him looking his best for the long haul.
Meet Winston the Curmudgeon Mug. Winston, known around town as “that grumpy old man on Hemlock Street,” has worn the same scowl since 1972, the year they tore down his favorite diner to build a yoga studio. With thick white eyebrows that seem to furrow even in his sleep and a bristling mustache that twitches at the mere mention of modern technology, Winston spends his days on his creaky front porch, offering unsolicited commentary on everything from crooked mailboxes to the absurdity of oat milk. A retired train conductor with a heart buried deep beneath layers of sarcasm and skepticism, Winston secretly feeds the neighborhood cats and keeps every thank-you card he’s ever received—though he’d deny it with a grunt and a glare.
Winston holds around 20 ounces, stand about 5 to 5½ inches tall, and is microwave and dishwasher safe. However, he prefers a warm bubble bath and hand washing in the sink, which will keep him looking his best for the long haul.